Murphy's Law

I was in campus the whole day doing my tedious FYP, and attending lectures. It's really a tiring day, especially when there's so much things to do & so little time.

Note that i used "so much things to do". i know this is not gramatically correct, but there are just so many things that i need to get it done, that i lost count. So i consider them, uncountables. And for uncountable nouns you use much. Thank you very much.

The weather was real hot today, the sun was scorching hot, the heat was worst than being inside a microwave oven. Oh, not forgetting to mention i had two meals of Nasi Lemak for two main course today. Nasi Lemak. Lunch & dinner. i'm so over Nasi Lemak for the time being.

And then i learned about Murphy's Law today. Murphy's Third Law to be precise. Murphy said:

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Well said. For instance, the Tammy artistic fucking love making session that was the hottest search over Technorati now. When they tape themselves fucking making love, the only thing that could go wrong was Tammy having lost her handphone, which coincidentally did. The next wrong thing that could've happen was everyone spreading the video all over the web, which coincidentally did.

See. Murphy is so damn pandai lor. This law is so universally correct that i can apply it to everything i see.

You want another instance? Here you go.

You're at a party with cun gals, and free boost. Now, you are getting a gal drunk so that you can get to third base. There you go kissing the poor drunked gal all the way, and you see third base just ahead of you.

Remember Murphy said, anything that can go wrong will go wrong?

What could go wrong in this scenario? I think the worst thing that could happen when you are kissing a drunked gal would be having her puking into you throat. Gross. That might happen you know.

Anyway, remember Murphy's Law. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. End.

ChiM