Happy Winter Solstice

Today, is winter solstice festival. Canto people called it "goh-doong" which also means celebrating the end of winter. When winter ends, comes spring. When spring comes, it's Chinere New Year. Yippie!!

So, Happy Winter Solstice to everyone out there. Hope you enjoy your dumplings as much as i do. Hehe...!!

Well, anyway. I've got to release the answer to the stupid questions i posted up yesterday out of boredom. So here goes nothing, again! :p

Q1. What does the word "benign" mean?
A1. Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q2. Who is a Cannibal?
A2. A person who is fed up with poeple.

Q3. What can make an Octopus laugh?
A3. Ten tickles (tenticles)

Q4. Why is Six afraid of Seven?
A4. Because seven, eight, nine...

Q5. How many seconds are in a year?
A5. twelve (Jan 2nd, Feb 2nd, etc etc etc....)

Q6. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A6. A stick.

Q7. Why do elephants have trunks?
A7. Because they would look silly with glove compartments

Q8. There are 10 Fish in a pond.....one of them dies......The level of the water rises....Why?
A8. The rest of the 9 fishes are crying.....

Q9. What is the difference betweem a teacher & a train conductor?
A9. A teacher trains the mind, a conductor minds the train

Q10. What has 3 heads, is ugly and smells bad?
A10. Oops...my mistake, you don't have 3 heads!!

So there you have it. The lamest, most stupid quiz in the entire world, brought to you proudly from me. Yeah! Hope you enjoy it, though. Hehe

ChiM