Tongue-Twisters

I ponder about something very mou-liu (nonsense) today. I thought of tongue-twisters. I was like thinking whole day about what to write for my blog today, but no idea at all. I wanted to write about sex, but you know lar, i'm a below average Malaysian (refer my SEX article). So with my below average sexperience, i don't dare to write anything about this matter lar. So many sifu out there. Later i say something that makes me looks like a little boy. Damn pai seh lar. So better keep my mouth shut on this matter in the public lor.

Well, this inspiration to do some tongue-twisting action also comes from the stupid HK movie i watch last night with my housemates. The fella said something very damn confusing in Canto, which is also a tongue-twisting statement. So, voila. Here's this post.

In case you don't know what is a tongue-twister i would firstly like to make some clarification. NO, it's nothing near to French kissing your girlfriend. NO, it's not about tongue-twister your girlfriend's you-know-where, and definitely, NO, it's not about disgusting stuffs you are thinking. Tongue-twister are different words with similar pronunciation put together to form a meaningful phrase just for the sake of making you confuse. *LOL*

Don't mind the explaination lar. Just try to read the examples below as fast as you can. I repeat. READ THE LINES BELOW AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

Have fun.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

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A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

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Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

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Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

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I know i had my share of fun reading those. So how about you? Here's something i put up in Canto.

Yao ban Pokai, (a bunch of Pokai)
Zhu hai Kuk-kai, (live in Kuk street)
Jun tui yan chut kai, (like to push people off the road)
Dim gai lei ban Pokai wui hai Kuk-kai tui yan chut kai? (Why these Pokai push people off the road in Kuk Street?)
Hai mm hai Kuk-kai jun chut tui yan chut gai geh Pokai? (is it Kuk Street develop Pokai who push people off the road?)
Wat jeh hai dit tui yan chut gai geh Pokai jung yi jui hai Kuk-kai? (or is it the Pokai who like to push people off the road like to gather at Kuk Street?)

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Not much lar but then it felt so funny in the movie. Maybe that's why he's a star and i'm not. Anyway, practice makes perfect. Try it more & you'll be surprise how good you'll be.

ChiM